That summer an army of crickets started a war with my
father. They picked a fight the minute they invaded our cellar. Dad didn’t care
for bugs much more than Mamma, and he could tolerate a few spiders and assorted
creepy crawlers living in the basement Every farm house had them. A part of
rustic living and something you needed to put up with ff you wanted the simple
life. He told Mamma: now that were living out here, you can’t
be jerking your head and swallowing your gum over what’s plain natural, Ellen.
But she was a city girl through and through and had no ears when it came to
defending vermin. She said a cricket was just a noisy cockroach, just a dumb
horny bug that wouldn’t shut up. She said in the city there were blocks of
buildings overrun with cockroaches with no way for people to get rid of them. No
sir, no way could she sleep with all that chirping going on; then to prove her
point she wouldn’t go to bed. She drank coffee and smoked my father’s
cigarettes and she paced between the couch and the TV. Next morning she
threatened to pack up and leave, so Dad drove to the hardware store and hurried
back. He squirted poison from a jug with a spray nozzle. He sprayed the basement
and all around the foundation of the house. When he was finished he told us that
was the end of it. But what he should have said was: this is
the beginning, the beginning of our war, the beginning of our destruction. I
often think back to that summer and try to imagine him delivering a speech with
words like that, because for the next fourteen days Mamma kept find dead
crickets in the clean laundry. She’d shake out a towel or a sheet and a dead
black cricket would roll across the linoleum. Sometimes the cat would corner
one, and swat it around like he was playing hockey, then carry it away in his
mouth. Dad said swallowing a few dead crickets wouldn’t hurt as long as the cat
didn’t eat too many. Each time Mamma complained he told her it was only natural
that we’d be fending a couple of dead ones for a while. Soon
live crickets started showing up in the kitchen and bathroom. Mamma freaked
because she thought they were the dead crickets come back to haunt, but Dad said
these was definitely a new batch, probably coming up on the pipes. He fetched
his jug of poison and sprayed beneath the sink and behind the toilet and all
along the baseboard until the whole house smelled of poison, and then he sprayed
the cellar again, and then he went outside and sprayed all around the foundation
leaving a foot-wide moat of poison. For a couple of weeks we
went back to find dead crickets in the laundry. Dad told us to keep a sharp look
out. He suggested that we’d all be better off to hide as many as we could from
Mamma. I fed a few dozen to the cat who I didn’t like because he scratched
and bit for no reason. I hoped the poison might kill him too so we could get a
puppy. A couple of weeks later, when both live and dead crickets kept turning
up, he emptied the cellar of junk. Then he burned a lot of bundled newspapers
and magazines which he said the crickets had turned into nests.
He stood over that fire with a rake in one hand and a garden hose in the other.
He wouldn’t leave it even when Mamma sent me out to fetch him for supper. He
wouldn’t leave the fire, and she wouldn’t put supper on the table. Both my
brothers were crying. Finally she went out and got him herself. And while we
ate, the wind lifted some embers onto the wood pile. The only gasoline was in
the lawn mowers fuel tank but that was enough to create an explosion big enough
to reach the house. Once the roof caught, there wasn’t much anyone could
do. Dad had to go to the hardware store to buy ______
A. some pesticide
B. a toxic jug
C. a spray nozzle
D. some cigarettes