TEXT D Ask an American
schoolchild what he or she is learning in school these days and you might even
get a reply, provided you ask it in Spanish. But don’t bother, here’s the
answer: Americans nowadays are not learning any of the things that we learned in
our day, like reading and writing. Apparently these are considered fusty old
subjects, invented by white males to oppress women and minorities.
What are they learning In a Vermont college town I found the answer
sitting in a toy store book rack, next to typical kids’ books like Heather Has
Two Mommies and Daddy Is Dysfunctional. It’s a teaeher’s guide called Happy To
Be Me, subtitled Building Self Esteem. Self-esteem, as it turns
out, is a big subject in American classrooms. Many American schools see building
it as important .as teaching reading and writing. They call it "whole language"
teaching, borrowing terminology from the granola people to compete in the
education marketplace. No one ever spent a moment building my
self-esteem when I was in school. In fact, from the day I first stepped inside a
classroom my self-esteem was one big demolition site. All that mattered was "the
subject", be it geography, history, or mathematics. I was praised when I
remembered that "near", "fit", "friendly", "pleasing", "like" and their
opposites took the dative case in Latin. I was reviled when I forgot what a
cosine was good for. Generally I lived my school years beneath a torrent of
castigation so consistent I eventually ceased to hear it, as people who live
near the sea eventually stop hearing the waves. Schools have
changed. Reviling is out, for one thing. More important, subjects have changed.
Whereas I learned English, modern kids learn something called "language skills.
Whereas I learned writing, modern kids learn something called "communication"
Communication, the book tells us, is seven per cent words, 23 per cent facial
expression, 20 per cent tone of voice, and 50 per cent body language, So this
column, with its carefully chosen words, would earn me at most a grade of seven
per cent. That is, if the school even gave out something as oppressive and
demanding as grades. The result is that, in place of English
classes, American children are getting a course in How to Win Friends and
Influence People. Consider the new attitude toward journal writing: I remember
one high school English class when we were required to keep a journal. The idea
Was to emulate those great writers who confided in diaries, searching their
souls and honing their critical thinking on paper. "Happy To Be
Me" states that journals are a great way for students to get in touch with their
feelings. Tell students they can write one sentence or a whole page. Reassure
them that no one, not even you, will read what they write. After the unit,
hopefully all students will be feeling good about themselves and will want to
share some of their entries with the class. There was a time
when no self-respecting book for English teachers would use "great" or
"hopefully" that way. Moreover, back then the purpose of English courses (an
antique term for "Unit") was not to help students "feel good about themselves."
Which is good, because all that reviling didn’t make me feel particularly good
about anything. The author’s intention is to get. us to ______.
A.rethink educational strategies B.approve of current trends C.think about what constitutes communication D.reassure parents